January 29, 2018
I know what you’re thinking. Maybe the Lakers can make a run at the 8th seed. However, the odds of going a week without hearing about sexual harassment are better than the Lake Show playing in late April. Still, it would be great to see the team get close to 35 wins, and do wonders for their chances to score a big free agent or two, let alone increase the confidence of all their young players. In the meantime, I’m sure the Lakers are keeping a close eye on what’s going on in Cleveland and Oklahoma City. The Cavs are total chaos and have resorted to finger pointing at Kevin Love for no reason. Now it makes sense why Lebron picked Love on his All-Star squad. Who else will he blame if his team loses? I still think the Cavs will be in the Finals as long as Lebron is on the floor, even if they hate each other. I also think Lebron doesn’t have any better places to go where he can get paid and win after this season. Paul George on the other hand, is still looking like a good bet to sign with the Lakers, even though he’s trying to tell people what they want to hear right now in OKC.
Lou Williams got snubbed not only once, but twice from the All-Star game! With all due respect to Damian Lillard, the Clippers would be in the NBA cellar without Lou this season. The Blazers and Thunder have been consistently inconsistent, and after DeMarcus Cousins got hurt, Williams should have gotten the nod. I can’t believe what kind of cry babies the NBA is made up of. I thought this only extended to players whining about officiating but it’s far worse than that. Lillard cried about his frustration for not being an All-Star days before the results were released. In the early 2000’s the West was stacked at Power Forward with Tim Duncan, Kevin Garnett, Chris Webber, and Dirk Nowitzki. I never heard Karl Malone, Pau Gasol, or Antawn Jamison complain about not being an All-Star at that time. Stop whining and raise your game! Damn Millenials.
Congratulations to Vladimir Guerrero for being inducted into the Major League Baseball Hall of Fame, and congratulations to the Angels for finally having someone from their franchise inducted into the hall. It definitely helped the Angels cause that the Expos no longer exist. It’s also easy to forget that the Halos were in the postseason in five of Guerrero’s six seasons on the team. Were it not for the annual abuse they took from the Boston Red Sox, he might even have a World Series ring or two to add to his legacy. Meanwhile, Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens still haven’t been voted in which is just plain stupid. Apparently the writers know for a fact that Jim Thome and Chipper Jones didn’t take steroids, yet Clemens and Bonds definitely did. I guess sensibility is not a requirement to be a baseball writer.
As many of you know, I’ve been as critical as anyone of the Dodgers’ front office. However, one thing I haven’t been critical of is the fact that they have consistently raised ticket prices. The LA Times always feels the need to write articles about the team raising prices, inducing a reaction from angry fans on their message boards. Apparently some people, including the LA Times writers, don’t understand the concept of supply and demand. The Dodgers can raise ticket prices because there’s enough demand for them. In case nobody noticed, the Dodgers were the best team in the National League last year and they played in the World Series. People paid $1,000 just to stand in the building for a World Series Game. If you are going to charge me premium ticket prices, that’s fine, you just better not put a bunch of garbage on the field. Besides, by now the LA Times should have learned that the garbage that is in some of their columns does not command the prices they are charging their diminishing number of subscribers.
In last week’s edition of Joe Lunardi’s Bracketology from ESPN, UCLA isn’t even in the first four out. They are the next four out of the tournament. I don’t think the Bruin wins’ over Cal and Stanford did anything to improve this. That also didn’t do anything to improve the attendance at Pauley Pavilion. I sure hope the Bruins plan on sweeping Arizona, Arizona State, and making the finals of the Pac 12 Tournament, because that’s their only way of playing in NCAA Tourney this year. I also love how Steve Alford is suggesting that losing LiAngelo Ball, Cody Riley, and Jalen Hill made it tougher for the Bruins to play on the defensive end. The only thing that makes it tough for the Bruins to play defense is having Alford as their head coach. Every UCLA fan needs to be hoping things go bad for the Oklahoma City Thunder, and Billy Donovan becomes available. That’s the Bruins best hope for a return to respectability.
Vince McMahon has announced that the XFL is coming back! The league accepts outcasts, criminals, & outlandish behavior. That means the entire roster of the Cincinnati Bengals will be the perfect fit. The Cleveland Browns also applied to be in the new league, and were rejected. Vince McMahon told them “try the YMCA.”
The NHL has done a lot of stupid things, but one thing they have done right is fix their All-Star game. It’s a great showcase for the game, and one that is far more competitive than most of the other all-star games. However, After watching Anze Kopitar and Drew Doughty in the NHL Skills Challenge, I now see why the LA Kings have been struggling to score……
These days, I guess it would be impossible to actually watch an entertaining event like the Grammy’s without getting exposed to some form of politics. I mean we even got a Hilary Clinton appearance, although it was funny. I’m waiting for the Donald Trump tweet in response to this any moment now, and it will probably come out by the time you read this edition of Monday Morning Coffee. I’ve never understood why so many actors, actresses, and musicians are so far left. It’s like they feel guilty for all the money they make. As for the music itself, Bruno Mars and Elton John killed it, and that’s as normal as I’ve seen Miley Cyrus look in a long time. I love the song by Logic, but I feel like it would cause more people to commit suicide than prevent it.
Finally, another episode of The Bachelor went down last week on ABC. I’ve come to the conclusion that this season has really become about getting over the shock and awe of an older dude trying to make moves on girls who are about 15 years younger than him. That’s also why a lot of people who watch the show normally have decided to pass on this season. Nevertheless, there’s still some hilarious characters trying to come out on top. I love how Krystal felt the need to say she’s flawless and because of that fact she doesn’t want to intimidate people. It’s like she took that comment straight out of the Lebron James playbook. Would you rather listed to Krystal’s voice for a full hour, or make out with someone that just drank their own urine? I know it’s a difficult choice, but before you respond remember, urine is only water. Then there’s Lauren, who told Arie that she wants a relationship with an equal partnership. Am I the only one that found that strange? I’m pretty sure that was pretty normal in all relationships formed after 1974. If not you’re a complete scumbag. Not sure what’s scarier: Bekah only being 22, or the fact that Arie could have ripped off her ear.